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You are hereby awarded honorary membership in the band Crunchtime Avenger. You need do nothing to justify this honor beyond sitting at home watching Ellen... OK - So the following programming is approved: The Comedy Channel, The Sci-fi Channel, The I Love Lucy Channel, The Love Boat Channel, The "All this for just $19.95" Channel Do you even have a friggin' TV Man??? The Hedonism Channel, The Cosby Channel (with live Courtroom Coverage), The Professor Longhair Channel, The House Flippers United Channel, The Boar Hunters Channel, The Mipsey Russell Channel, The Mipsey Russell Boar Hunting 24/7 Special Channel, The Stalking the Wild Egalitarians Channel (hosted by the ghosts of John Houseman Yule Brenner and Moby), The Ansel Adams was Drunk off his Arse Channel, The Long-haired Professor Channel, The Snooks Eaglin Channel. Thanks for your immediate and legally binding membership in this band!